I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it that night outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to hate the Boston Celtics.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Zalmaki



Insert usual policy on tagging here. I caught this from *fogllama.

[In other news, the Wordle Meme is on its way. I swear.]